In case you didn’t know, I live in California where a huge, ongoing debate is the legalization of marijuana. Voters recently denied to completely legalize it. So for now, it’s only legal for people with medicinal marijuana cards to consume the weed. From what I’ve heard, it’s mostly cancer patients and a bunch of stoners who pay off doctors to get them a legitimate prescription.
A few months back, someone gave my owner a bag of cookies made with marijuana butter. She didn’t feel like eating them so put them aside and forgot about them. Believe me, there was a time in her life she would’ve gobbled those things up and spent hours laying on the beach staring at granules of sand. She used to really like the pot, but now she tells everyone as she gets older, “it just puts me too much inside my head.” Whatever that means. Kind of a bummer for me because she used to buy weed from a cool guy who has a pretty dog I was really sweet on.
Back to the cookies. Long story short, they were fed to me by someone else who didn’t know they had pot in them. Let me tell you— I’ve had hip pain, I tend to be on the neurotic side (I’ve got a huge property to guard, my keen sense of smell has me constantly on edge, for chrissakes I’m friends with Coyotes!) and I don’t always sleep well at night. These cookies made me feel at ease, painless and just downright happy. I didn’t bother anyone and I felt like a puppy again.
So does anyone know if I can find a vet who will prescribe me some marijuana dog food?